母亲节到了，天下的母亲，节日快乐！爱母亲的方式有很多种，除了常回家看看，最重要的就是拿出骗领导的花样来，让母亲放心。 有一个blog的作者为MM们写了类似“十二章经”的“葵花骗典”，洋为中用，值得借鉴。
Twelve Things You Should
Never Tell Your
Mother
1. You’ve had sex.
2. You’ve had sex in her bed.
3. Your mother-in-law is a better cook.
4. You aren’t wearing clean underwear.
5. You aren’t wearing any underwear.
6. You’re spending Thanksgiving with your in-laws.
7. You used to steal money from her purse.
8. You used to steal Xanax from her purse.
9. You lied about the dog breaking her Waterford vase in
1988.
10. You don’t believe in marriage.
11. Your new boyfriend is married.
12. You used to wish she was more like Mrs. Brady.